I asked Mr Birds if he had any prompts. First we had to have a long conversation about what "Draco Tops" means. He said in great surprise "Draco is never allowed to top, is he?" O_o
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was JOKING with the ski lift thing, but that's ACTUALLY where he was headed with it! OMG!!!!!! *DYING*
So, ask him, do the doctors leave a little gap for his butthole or what? Is that at Draco's request, hmm?
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Date: 2014-01-11 09:51 pm (UTC)*eye roll*
His suggested prompt revolved around Harry being injured and in plaster in such a way that he was physically unable to top.
I think this is the only scenario under which he believes it is proper for Draco to be doing the business :D
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Date: 2014-01-11 09:53 pm (UTC)No more prompting for YOU, Mr. Birds! Hahahahahahaha! Poor Harry! Poor Draco! *cries laughing*
"So, you see, there's this ski lift tragedy and..."
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Date: 2014-01-11 10:00 pm (UTC)He thinks Harry should be in a body cast on his hands and knees. I have no words.
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Date: 2014-01-11 10:04 pm (UTC)So, ask him, do the doctors leave a little gap for his butthole or what? Is that at Draco's request, hmm?
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Date: 2014-01-11 10:07 pm (UTC)He is looking at me like he thinks WE are weird.
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Date: 2014-01-11 10:23 pm (UTC)Never mind. I don't want to know. This is veering a little too much toward Nursemaid!Draco and scat kink. ;-D
Tell Mr. Birds that he makes a great, if hilarious, honorary slasher. ;-)
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