"Potions in Ten", Harry/Ron, NC-17

[traintracks]

Title: Potions in Ten
Author: traintracks
Pairing(s): Harry/Ron (Hermione/Ron, Dean/Harry)
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~275
Warnings/Content: accidental sex, humor, random cockslapping
Written for: writcraft's Loving Harry post and for tamlane's prompt: Harry/Ron, accidental snogging or buttsex. There is no snogging in this story. And that's probably a good enough summary right there.



"Oh yeah. Just like that, Hermione. God, yeah." Ron had slipped inside her tight little arse so easily tonight. It was so much easier than usual! Ron started pumping, holding her...muscular?...hips hard.

"Mmm," Harry whined, pressing back into Dean's fuck. "Did you get shorter and thicker? Jesus..."

"Um...what?"

"Huh?"

"Uh, Hermione? Is this some kind of new...p-polyjuice accident?" Ron squeaked, stilling inside...well, the arse.

"Mmm," Harry purred, pressing back into Ron's crotch. "Slap my cock like you love to, baby. You know you want to."

"Holy fucking hell!" Ron exclaimed. His second instinct was to pull his cock out of Harry's arse, like, yesterday. His first instinct...wasn't.

Harry stretched, waking finally. "Ron?" he asked, blearily. "Are you in my butt or am I having a nightmare."

Ron squeaked again, "I'm in."

Harry made an impatient noise. "I thought you were Dean."

"Well, that's reassuring."

"Are you going to finish?"

"Mate, I don't even know how I began. Begun."

"Began."

"Right."

"Well?" Harry pushed his arse back once in protest of Ron's stillness.

"Yeah, okay. Sort of in it now, aren't we?"

"Mmm hmm."

"All right then."

"Don't forget to slap it."

"Uh, okay?" Ron took one experimental thrust, found his cock to find Harry's arse more than satisfactory, and then thrust again (though he grimaced the whole time).

"Slap it," Harry grumbled.

"All right, already! Merlin!" Ron groused. He reached around and slapped Harry's cock hard, and Harry's arse clenched around him like "Fucking perfection, mate!" Ron cried.

"Good, now shut up and go. We've got Potions in ten minutes."

"Right," Ron said determinedly. Then he fucked Harry's butt for all he was worth.

Comments

[0idontknow0]

Ahahaha, well, I agree that that's no need to stop since they've started.

[traintracks.livejournal.com]

Exactly. ;-) :-)

[drarryisgreen]

LOL

[traintracks.livejournal.com]

Thanks!!!

[kedavranox.livejournal.com]

OMGOMGOGOMG

H/R from you. I got so excited! Then I saw it was short, and got a little sad...but now I'm going to read it. ...
word vomit!

[kedavranox.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOOLOL!

*dead* I might have read this already. But still. LOLLLLLLLLLLLL

It was so much easier than usual! Ron started pumping, holding her...muscular?...hips hard.

LOL. Aww this made me want some H/R :(

[traintracks.livejournal.com]

Thank you!! I'm glad you liked it. But yeah, probably not a lot of H/R coming out of this journal. ;-)

[kedavranox.livejournal.com]

:( sadness..

:P

[traintracks.livejournal.com]

LOL! I can't love EVERYBODY together! ;-D :-D

[traintracks.livejournal.com]

That's probably my favorite part. :-D And I think it was probably once, hon. ;-) But I guess maybe my subconscious could have been working there a little, too. LOL!

<3

[traintracks.livejournal.com]

I didn't get a notification for this reply. (*growls at LJ*)

You may not have your cock up Harry's arse, but Harry probably had his up Draco's, and if ever there was cause to go wiggy on one's tense? That'd be the time.

"If you don't quit hammering me and start coming soon, Potter, I'm going to be unable to ride a broom for days."

"Too...late...already...begun..."

"You've already begun or you already began? Which is it, Potter?"

"Shut...the bloody hell...up...Malfoy..."

;-)

[traintracks.livejournal.com]

He's sore and grouchy. He already came, like, twenty minutes ago. Twice. ;-)

[traintracks.livejournal.com]

He's using the grammar talk to stave off another impending orgasm, actually.

(And omg, your icon! *faints*)

[secretsolitaire.livejournal.com]

LOL!! Good for them, I suppose. :-P

[traintracks.livejournal.com]

ROTFL! I love this response! :-D

[elrhiarhodan]

I don't know whether to bunk or burst out laughing. Regardless, it's hot and funny and wonderful!

[traintracks.livejournal.com]

Hee! Thank you, bb!!

[deirdre-aithne.livejournal.com]

*snerk* Come to the dark gay side, Ron! They have fantastic bums!

That was brilliant! xD

[traintracks.livejournal.com]

Why thank you!!! :-)

[capitu]

LOL!

Wrong butt? No problem!

That was awesome. :D

[traintracks.livejournal.com]

LOL! Thanks so much!

[emansil-12.livejournal.com]

Harry/Dean for the fucking win!!!!

I've been craving Harry/Dean and this is closest I've ever found, (even though it's all in Harry's mind-but still :))

[traintracks.livejournal.com]

Awww, thank you!!! I'll keep this pairing-love in mind. :-)

[emansil-12.livejournal.com]

It's a pairing that makes sense,(at least to me), but it's practically impossible to find. Even then it's more alluded to than actually highlighted. I've seen Dean/Draco and Dean/Ron, but nary a Dean/Harry main pairing have I found.

I look forward to any all such future creations.

[geneva2010.livejournal.com]

That was hot and hilarious!

[traintracks.livejournal.com]

Why thank you!!!

Slutty!Harry Recs

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[amorette.livejournal.com]

Mmmphh! OMG! LOL It was both funny and hot. Fucking perfection is right! :D

[traintracks.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much!! (You may never see this pairing again from me, lol.)

[amorette.livejournal.com]

Hahaaaaaa! I used to be majorly squicked by this pairing, but now I have a dirty little head canon for it. By the way, you wrote Ron spot on for me. I really enjoyed his voice.

[traintracks.livejournal.com]

Thanks so much!!!

[alexicyn.livejournal.com]

Bwaaaaa haaaa haaaa! Not sure how I got here, but so glad I am. That was hysterical. And far too much like a few folks I actually know. *snork*

Thanks for the grins, and fond memories of my 20s. LOL

[traintracks.livejournal.com]

ROTFL!!! Thanks for reading and letting me know you enjoyed my silliness. :-D