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Two wonderfully, uniquely humorous fics today to rec! (And one of them is beautifully sweet, too.)

Tales for an April Fool by purplefluffycat (on IJ), Nearly-Headless Nick, Albus Dumbledore/Severus Snape, George Weasley/Angelina Johnson, Dolores Umbridge, Gilderoy Lockhart/Minerva McGonagall, NC-17, ~3,400 words

Kinks/Themes Chosen: Unfortunate incidents (the silly side of sex)
Other Warnings: Voyeurism, object insertion, unwitting swallowing of semen, self-bondage/dollification

Summary: According to Nearly-Headless Nick, "The one boon - if there must be one - of this half-alive existence is that one gets to watch."

After several hundred years of disembodied floating, gosh he has seen a lot of things! And some of them are really quite ridiculous...

Why rec'd: The voice alone is worth reading! This is told first person from Nearly Headless Nick's POV, and it's just down PAT. This is saucy, witty, funny, adorable, a little bit hot, and a lot wonderfully ridiculous! Fantastically well-written and absolutely unique!


It Never Occurred to Me That I Would Fall in Love With a Frenchman at dracotops_harry by Currently Anon lamerezouille, Harry/Draco, PG-13, ~6,600 words

Summary: Harry kisses Draco in a public place. All hell breaks loose.

Why rec'd: Because how can you not love how this fic progresses, with a fake-French-accent wielding Draco together with Harry in a Muggle supermarket where they run into the Dursleys of all people and "accidentally" make dinner plans with them -- and the Malfoys?? And as interesting as that sounds, that doesn't do this precious piece justice. The humor is original and well-written. The relationship is complex and hot and adorable and, ultimately, more than you or Harry thinks. I loved this from start to finish!